Rev. John Klein, Lord of the Morning

Sat, 26 Nov 2005 00:02:57 GMT

Spellsword
66% Combativeness, 33% Sneakiness, 79% Intellect, 50% Spirituality
Aggressive, but with the brains to back it up: You are a Spellsword!
Score! You have a prestige class. A prestige class can only be taken after you’ve fulfilled certain requirements. This may mean that you're an exceptionally talented person, but it probably doesn't.
Spellswords combine arcane might with combat know-how. They're much tougher than mages, like to wear armor, and can cast spells through their weapons. They're very, very, good at doing lots of damage to a single target very quickly, and while not quite as tough as most fighters, are still pretty hard to kill.
You're both smart and aggressive, which means that you're probably pretty dangerous when pissed off. You also tend to be somewhat straightforward, which is nice, and don’t have much use for spirituality or mysticism.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 71% on Combativeness

You scored higher than 39% on Sneakiness

You scored higher than 72% on Intellect

You scored higher than 58% on Spirituality

If you liked my test, send it to your friends!
The RPG Class Test
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=1532690756472625027

Wed, 04 Feb 2004 18:00:14 GMT

My Incarnations of Vikingdom

What Kind Of Norseman Are You? by bulwerk
Your Name
Occupation	Lawspeaker
Number of raids	233
How you died	With honor
People who mourned	105
People who cheered	143

Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!

What Kind Of Norseman Are You? by bulwerk
Your Name
Occupation	Thrall
Number of raids	366
How you died	Rich
People who mourned	73
People who cheered	196

Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!

What Kind Of Norseman Are You? by bulwerk
Your Name
Occupation	Jarl
Number of raids	147
How you died	Disease
People who mourned	156
People who cheered	416

Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!

What Kind Of Norseman Are You? by bulwerk
Your Name
Occupation	Thrall
Number of raids	110
How you died	In a duel
People who mourned	191
People who cheered	975

Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!

What Kind Of Norseman Are You? by bulwerk
Your Name
Occupation	Peasant
Number of raids	11
How you died	In a duel
People who mourned	416
People who cheered	166

Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!

Tue, 03 Feb 2004 19:40:08 GMT

WHOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I am once again employed!

Got the call today from the company I had interviewed with. Ill have more driving to do to get to work, since its a good distance from me, but ill be making alot more than I was before, plus rocking benifits. So as of Monday Ill have an income again.

I'd like to take this time to say a fond farewell to the proccess of job hunting, which has sucked up most of my time since newyears. Adeau you damned proccess! Adeau

Wed, 28 Jan 2004 01:40:22 GMT

and another...

You are Form 9, Vampire: The Undying.

"And The Vampire was all that remained on
the blood drowned creation. She attempted to
regrow life from the dead. But as she was
about to give the breath of life, she was
consumed in the flame of The Phoenix and the
cycle began again."

Some examples of the Vampire Form are Hades (Greek)
and Isis (Egyptian).
The Vampire is associated with the concept of
death, the number 9, and the element of fire.
Her sign is the eclipsed moon.

As a member of Form 9, you are a very realistic
individual. You may be a little idealistic,
but you are very grounded and down to earth.
You realize that not everything lasts, but you
savor every minute of the good times. While
you may sometimes find yourself lonely, you
have strong ties with people that will never be
broken. Vampires are the best friends to have
because they are sensible.

Which Mythological Form Are You?
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Wed, 28 Jan 2004 01:33:04 GMT

Mmm k...

The Moon
Your personality is lunar. You shine when others
share themselves with you, and are lonely when
they are not. Your friends probably perceive
you as aloof, and cast you in the role of wise
counselor. They may be unaware how much they
really mean to you.

What's Your Celestial Personality Type?
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Wed, 28 Jan 2004 01:31:22 GMT

Interesting...

Nemesis

?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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Wed, 28 Jan 2004 01:24:50 GMT

Its official! American Idol is now a Classic. It has a Midget in it.

Tue, 27 Jan 2004 06:26:42 GMT

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog + American Idol Tryout Contestants = Insanely Amusing
http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Late_Night_with_Conan_O'Brien/video/triumph.shtml

Seriously, I dont know what sort of drugs these American Idol Hopefuls are taking, but keep that shit far away from me. Anything that can make these idiots think that they have any shred of talent should be banned.... I mean, look at what it did to Bush!

Tue, 20 Jan 2004 20:53:18 GMT

A stern yet benevolent organizer who often knows best, your wits are keenly fixed on aiding efforts you deem worthy.

Sat, 17 Jan 2004 05:11:17 GMT

Your magical style is Dark.

What type of Magic do you work?. Take the Magical Style Quiz by Paradox

Sat, 17 Jan 2004 05:07:07 GMT

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	High
Level 7 (Violent)	High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Test

Sat, 17 Jan 2004 05:01:11 GMT

How evil are you?

Whoda thunk it?

Engaged

Tue, 05 Aug 2003 16:41:11 GMT

As of August 2nd, 2003 I am Engaged to be Married to my most wonderful love, Mindy.

All I can say is WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

What kinda magic person are you or something

Wed, 24 Jul 2002 13:33:33 GMT

Your magical style is Dark.

What type of Magic do you work?. Take the Magical Style Quiz by Paradox

Muhahahahh!

Update 2

Mon, 08 Apr 2002 22:37:59 GMT

So, the last update was to update. This update is not just to update, but to update twice. Now remember that updateing is very rare on my journal, so this is even more rare. To Update in under 2 months is almost undeard of, but to have 2 updates in the span of 30mins! now that is ONCE in a LIFETIME!
So send $29.95 plush shipping and handling to me, and ill update again!

Update

Mon, 08 Apr 2002 22:32:48 GMT

I love mindy!
I Love mindy!
I love Mindy!
i Love Mindy!
I Love Mindy!

Fri, 22 Feb 2002 08:23:28 GMT

Hmm. its 2:55 and im still awake since i slept all day. Damn sickness! I hate being ill, especially illness that prevents me from doing anything but laying down and watch tv or sleep or read. Even my computer was inaccessable due to discomfort in sitting. damn stomache.

So... Lets rant....

Thoughts of the Lord of the Morning.
---------------------------------------------------------

Today class we will discuss something that has been on my mind as of late due to a situation a friend of mine has told me of. The topic of this lecture shall be "The Probable end of the Open Relationship"
We will start with the definition of said relationship. According to my sources an "Open" relationship is one where one or both partners are entitled to see people, in a romantic fasion, who are other then their partner in said relationship.
Now some men would say "Right on" but i must disagree. One woman is quite enough for any man to handle, think of the problems that could arise with more! On a personal note. One woman is all i ever want or need.
Now on to the meat of my lecture. The Probable end. The probable end of such a relationship in my opinion is Heartache, Hurt Feelings, and general dissappointment. Why you ask? For the human being is a jealous creature. It is a vane creature, and a self-concious creature. Such a relationship might work for a short period, but eventually one member of those involved will feel resentment, or jealousy of another, and it all goes down hill from there.
You may dissagree with my assessment. That is your right as a human. This is my page and my opinion so there! But keep in mind i am not adverse to saying "I told you so" if my predictions come to pass.

Rev. John A. Klein,
Minister of the Holy Order of the Clitoris

DnD Character

Mon, 18 Feb 2002 17:31:58 GMT

i am a Chaotic Good Human Bard/Fighter

Ahh, trials and tribulations

Thu, 07 Feb 2002 04:50:10 GMT

Here Ye Here Ye,

We are here today to hear the case of Klein vs. the Economy on the charge of False Promises through use of the media in regards to the availability of Jobs in the Computer Field.

Oh wait, the Economy of the US has ceased to exist. Case dismissed

Shoppers Syndrome.

Fri, 14 Dec 2001 20:34:47 GMT

Shoppers Syndrome, genetic disease, X-linked reccessive trait that causes an almost irresistable urge in those afflicted to buy things with no reason. Almost never seen in men, but 89.1259002% of women have been seen to exhibit this disorder.Symptoms are much often brought on by the introduction of stimulus. Mainly small slips of paper measuring on average 2" by 6", and containting the words "Pay to the order of", or by small plastic cards containing raised numbers. Introducing any of these stimulous to someone who has exhibited the Shoppers Syndrome will cause a random purchase 98.725% of the time.
Strangely, Shoppers Syndrome seems to be most common on Thursdays and Fridays. So watch out for these afflicted people.

Sat, 23 Jun 2001 18:15:40 GMT

A new tag phrase for all of my Magicly inclined peoples out there.

"Karma is a Bitch, but sometimes shes a bitch that gives really good head"

*tee hee hee*

Tue, 19 Jun 2001 21:08:29 GMT

Bah! Feh! and AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Sun, 03 Jun 2001 06:21:30 GMT

was feeling generous in gang wars today, so i bought a CAsino for my gang. then donated another million towards whatever else they wanna buy
Go me

Sat, 02 Jun 2001 03:31:13 GMT

Updating once again! Oh my gosh! I just updated!!!! WOW!!!!!
Things are going good, athough i do have to get another job now since things didnt work out at E3 and no publisher is in sight. So this weekend i get to write up my resume and send it out to all the nice companies out there. Fun Fun Fun.

Tue, 08 May 2001 22:30:04 GMT

Tahkrahnim Suck ass. Nuff Said